December 15, 2007 at 2:14 am #4492
Thought ya’ll would appreciate this test. For those of you from Booger County, I can call and read it to you if necessary.
Are you a Liberal, Conservative or a Southerner?
Here is a test that will help you decide. The answer comes from posing the following:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40-caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
The Liberal’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think ?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that discourages such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with friends for few a days and get a consensus.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Speer Gold Dot Hollow Points?
Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one!’
Wife: ‘You ain’t taking that thing to the taxidermist!’
December 15, 2007 at 2:21 am #6128
🙂 🙂 🙂
It was nice to include my wife in that one. She hates to be left out when we family events
December 19, 2007 at 9:33 am #6129
N E 450 No2Participant
I do not have any kids.
My wife would simply say… “Put a round or two in his head and lets go, Im hungry”. 😀
December 19, 2007 at 9:24 pm #6130
December 19, 2007 at 9:41 pm #6131
I used to get a lot of kids that our friends would leave here and take off on a “childless” weekend.
No one does it much any more.
Wonder if it was the can of Mountain Dew and chocolate bar I gave the kids about an hour before they got picked up? 😈
December 20, 2007 at 2:16 am #6132
N E 450 No2Participant
“Luckly” I have several nieces and nephews that I can “borrow” if necessary.
December 20, 2007 at 2:32 am #6133
As long as you don’t mind the results of the Mountain Dew and chocolate bar on the ride home!
December 20, 2007 at 4:17 am #6134
I came home today and the 4 year old said “I am in trouble” his mother informed me he decided to take a walk in the tank (pond) while his brothers were fishing. When I asked why he did this he stated “John Wayne walks in the water”
How do you argue with that logic. Pass the mountain dew and choclate please.
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